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from classics (originally from loveyourcrookedneighbor)
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from classics (originally from magic-carpet)
5 days ago
"I flung open the door. I got a momentary flash of about a hundred and fifteen cats of all sizes and colours scrapping in the middle of the room, and then they all shot past me with a rush and out of the front door; and all that was left of the mobscene was the head of a whacking big fish, lying on the carpet and staring up at me in a rather austere sort of way, as if it wanted a written explanation and apology."
- P.G. Wodehouse
5 days ago
"‘Oh, Jeeves,’ I said; ‘about that check suit.’
‘Yes, sir?’
‘Is it really a frost?’
‘A trifle too bizarre, sir, in my opinion.’
‘But lots of fellows have asked me who my tailor is.’
‘Doubtless in order to avoid him, sir.’
‘He’s supposed to be one of the best men in London.’
‘I am saying nothing against his moral character, sir.’"
- P.G. Wodehouse
5 days ago
Oh great. As usual, a drop of rain and Bangalore #traffic system falls to pieces. So much for picking up the passes today.
5 days ago
just won a couple invite to a theatrical adaptation of “The Alchemist”, directed by Mahesh Dattani.
5 days ago
There’s always that dread in the back of my head telling me that I’ve messed up on an unprecedented scale, but am just too stupid to see it.
5 days ago
I always hit ‘Undo Send’ for important emails in gmail…
5 days ago
Damn! The best Wodehouse quotes are too long for twitter. #wodehousewednesday